You're Gonna Carry That Weight

My flight back to Boston leaves tomorrow morning and I can't bear the thought of returning to the killing winter, so I'm going to go jump off a bridge. That's the best part about bungee jumping in Costa Rica: you can do it off a bridge, none of that lame ass jump-off-a-crane shit like back in the States. Stupid public-safety officials.

( Waaaaaaahhh-hooohooohooohoooie...! )