Hellooooo nurse!

So I got this email from a cute little chickee and she offhandedly mentioned "nurse's uniform" and for the rest of the day I'm going mmmmmmmm nurses uniform…. It's really distracting, I'm trying to debug code and my eyes would kinda unfocus and I'd totally lose track of what I'm doing, thinking about this girl in a white PVC nurses uniform, you know the kind that's short sleeved and collared with a deep button down v-neck, the skirt ends like six inches above the knee, the little white PVC hat with a red cross on it that she has bobby-pinned to her hair in a bun. The Nurse fetish is my favorite, because there's that thin veneer of the nurse-patient professional relationship, yet part of that relationship is the intimacy of touch and exploration of the body. Nurses have this delicious balance of knowledgeable authority and the duty to serve. Doctors are not so sexy, the doctors are about pain and surgery. Nurses are all about making you feel better.

Yeah…nurses uniform. Hoo boy. Is it getting hot in here?