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Ok I’ve got this thing I wanna do if a bunch of us are ever arrested and they got us all in that room where they book you or whatever; they’re taking down our names so the police sergeant tells me to come up to the desk, the exchange goes:

“Last Name?”
“Schmidt.”
“First Name?”
“John.”
“Middle Name?”
“Jacob-Jingleheimer”

The expression on his face would be priceless but before he can say anything one of you guys gets up and exclaims “His name is my name, too!” and then somebody gets up “Whenever I go out…” - the next guy jumps up “The people always shout…” – everybody, arms linked, in a kickline “There goes John Jacob-Jingleheimer Schmidt YADAHDAHDAHDAHDAHDAH!!!”

At which point they bring out the rubber hoses and attack dogs. But it would be so worth it.