A combination of shark and lamprey.

Saw that vagina dentata movie Teeth last night with GhostOfAntigone, it was cute. The funniest parts are when they spoof high school pro-virginity programs. I don’t think I’m being disrespectful towards people who choose virginity as their preferred way to live their lives, but it’s hilarious to hear people urge others to live a certain way, using Precious Gift and Untouched Perfect Flower metaphors. Funny thing, adolescent sexuality. If I had a kid sure I’d be concerned if they were having sex at 14 years old, but if my 16 year old son came to me and said “Dad I’ve decided I’m going to stay a virgin until my wedding day” I’d be all uh…ok son of course it’s your decision, but have you really thought about this?

Whenever I hear “Vagina Dentata” I think it’s that song from The Lion King.