L’Chaim!

Me and TheAmazingJB went to Passover Seder last night - Get Your Jew On! It’s some awesome ritual, the prescribed readings and singings and washings and eatings and drinkings, what other religious ceremony requires you drink four glasses of wine? Ok Manischevitz is barely wine, but still. Jews in the know will tell you: stay away from the Cherry, it’s like cough syrup; go for the Blackberry or better yet the Lingonberry, that’s the good stuff. Matzoh ball soup is quite tasty, gefilte fish ain’t bad at all, the brisket was from Blue Ribbon BBQ so not certified Kosher, but certified delicious. Careful with that Maror the horseradish root will blow your head off. And I love the songs! Especially the last one that reads like The Twelve Days of Christmas except it’s about killing and beating and burning and slaughtering, sung fast while vigorously beating the rhythm out on the table. Had gadya!