999 seconds till death
May. 6th, 2009 02:09 pmObservations from the GWAR show:
1. I’ve never seen a mosh pits go clockwise. They’ve always rotate counterclockwise. Always! Why is that? Is it because most people are right-hand dominant, right-foot dominant? Mosh pits, NASCAR, horse racing, rollerskating rinks, we always go left!
2. I saw this one guy taking cellphone video of himself as he was crowd surfing. I’m not sure why, but I think that’s really, really pathetic.
3. So GWAR has been GWARing for twenty-five years. Holy crap. They’re like, fifty year old white dudes under that foam latex, makeup and codpieces. It’s inspiring. Unless there’ve been different people in those costumes over the years, maybe they have to rotate out of the band after a certain time. Like Menudo.
1. I’ve never seen a mosh pits go clockwise. They’ve always rotate counterclockwise. Always! Why is that? Is it because most people are right-hand dominant, right-foot dominant? Mosh pits, NASCAR, horse racing, rollerskating rinks, we always go left!
2. I saw this one guy taking cellphone video of himself as he was crowd surfing. I’m not sure why, but I think that’s really, really pathetic.
3. So GWAR has been GWARing for twenty-five years. Holy crap. They’re like, fifty year old white dudes under that foam latex, makeup and codpieces. It’s inspiring. Unless there’ve been different people in those costumes over the years, maybe they have to rotate out of the band after a certain time. Like Menudo.