Sister Incoming!

My big sister is coming out to visit me for a weekend. She and I have never in our adult lives spent time together, just us, one-on-one. Is that weird? This should be interesting. I guess I should go over the house and make it decent for her. Step 1: Hide The Porn. Even the Playboys? But Playboy is totally not porn! Hide it anyway. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo wife...